where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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