with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
you never un-have a 4some
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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