ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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