there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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