I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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