Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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