I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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