problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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