Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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