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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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(925): View more from California

So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just got walked in on during safety inspections

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Think you passed?

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(614): View more from Ohio

halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?

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(956): View more from Texas

I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

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(224): View more from Illinois

My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.

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