I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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