Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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