Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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