I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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