I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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