: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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