Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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