It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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