Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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