JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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