SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
