All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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