so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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