The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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