I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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