I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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