why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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