i think my tv is drunk
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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