Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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