Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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