I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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