if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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