Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I yelled at your uterus for you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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