In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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