we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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