real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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