Are we in a gay sports bar?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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