FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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