Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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