thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize
