dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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