I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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