I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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