you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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