I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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