Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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