i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
