Its about making memories worth repressing
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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