Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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