Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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