hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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