I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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