Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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