Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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