K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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