she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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