i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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