You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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