so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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